Beaten by a banana and peanut butter

I am a big fan of Bruce Campbell, and on his website he talks about how he was in an advert for Old Spice recently. Unfortunately the link on his site involved you downloading the advert, and I just couldn't be bothered with that so I headed over to YouTube to watch it.

It was quite amusing, and very Bruce, but that's not really why I'm posting. I'm posting becase of one of the related videos that came up. It was ominously titled Peanut Butter, The Atheist's Nightmare.

I decided to watch it, but couldn't carry on after about half of it. It basically claims that evolution is wrong because peanut butter, or anything for that matter, does not spontaneously create life when subjected to the normal levels of background heat and light experienced in a supermarket.

As if this wasn't bad enough, the Christians have found another way to scare non-believers; the Banana!

That's right; because a banana doesn't squirt you in the face when you open it, and because it curves towards the face, God must exist.

My life, my philosophies, everything I am is a lie. All because those crafty Christians thwarted my theories with peanut butter and a banana...