The Great Transfer - Famous People

Every famous person is a twat.

A quite stark assertion, I admit, but allow me to quantify; most people who become famous do so in a short period of time and their rise into the stratosphere generally reduces all sense of scope or their real place in the world (I won the X-factor! I'm the greatest human being in existence!). They therefore become Cocky Twats.

Then again, there are those who manage to generate a career from their fame. Their capacity for understanding reality and how inferior they really are apart from the size of their breasts diminishes relative to how much money they earn. They are Complete Twats.

Sometimes, they gain aspirations to Art. Hell, maybe they'll even get there, but it will certainly will go to their massively over-inflated heads. They will start to talk about being an Auteur, the true meaning of their works and all this kind of nonsense... the Pretentious Twats.

Their fame will often completely ruin their sense of reality and they will view themselves as some kinds of Demi-Gods and think that they are above our puny mortal laws; whether they be regular, legal matters, such as drink-driving or not getting drunk and beating people up, or laws of social acceptance. They are the purest form of Twats; the Absolute Twats.

Then there are those who are completely grounded, sensible, creative, worthy and rich. They are Lucky Twats.

The bastards.