The Great Transfer - Gay Politicians

A brief list of things which a gay man would have had to have done in order to stand a chance of becoming the Prime Minister


1) Won the world cup at least once.
2) Beaten a Frenchman in a boxing match.
3) Sired at least one page 3 girl and be okay with it.
4) Stephen Fry.
5) Killed more than one terrorist. Bonus points if with their bare hands or a fabulous accessory.
6) Lied about his sexuality.

Obviously, achieving more than one of the above would increase their chances even further. I realize that Stephen Fry himself cannot really achieve one of these, but I think that he's precluded from becoming the PM because he's been in prison.


A brief list of things a gay woman would have to do in order to stand a chance at becoming the Prime Minister

1) Page 3.
2) Porn.
3) Have married a famous woman.
4) Won a gold medal at the Olympics.
5) Saved the Queen's life. Bonus points if done in a bikini.
6) Lied about her sexuality.

*Please note, these are not my personal preferences in homosexual political candidates, this is just a brief bit of satire about the state of our country. I couldn't give a flying fuck if a politician was gay or not, but unfortunately there are a lot of people who would require the above to consider a homosexual PM and I'm not the solitary voter on this silly island...

Yet...*