The Great Transfer - So shall it be written

Okay, if I were Emperor of the World, here would be my decrees for today;

No company should be able to cut their numbers if it means that they will make less profit than they did last year; it is now illegal for any company to make people redundant unless they are providing a ROI of less than the rate of inflation in the area they operate in +1%.

There is no such thing as a golden parachute if you resign, or are asked to resign, over criminal chargers, your complete inability to do your job or something incredibly stupid that you do. The same goes for if you have run a company into the ground, and if you have done this then you will be forced to pay at least a portion of the money you have made from this bankrupt company back, regardless of their status as a PLC or LLC.

Every company/organization capable of making donations to political parties will now have to pay a 'Politics Tax', which will go towards a central political fund which each party in the system can use to procure funds. Does not apply to countries which do not have democracies and instead have intellectual meritocracies.

Cruelty to animals, children or other human beings now leads to a mandatory period in a Psychological Hospital. Repeat offenders will be shot.

Meh, that's about it.